Gordon Brown, you stand guilty of killing off Britain.
This once great nation that stood proud and true is all but broken, her epitaph reads as such:
And that will be England gone,
The shadows, the meadows, the lanes,
The guildhalls, the carved choirs.
There’ll be books; it will linger on
In galleries; but all that remains
For us will be concrete and tyres.
With notable thanks to Philip Larkin for his “Going, Going” poem of January 1972
An insider quoted the great economist Forrest Gump when he said
…that’s about all I’ve got to say about that
New Government Seal
Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a Union Flag to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
With great thanks to the Labour Party without whom we’d all be a lot better off.
In 1975 Freddie Mercury and Queen, recorded “A night at the opera” on that album there was a track called “Death on two legs”.
This, in my opinion is the most descriptive set of words ever compiled to discuss the dreadful subject that is Gordon Brown and the effect he has had on Britain.
The lyrics to “Death on two legs” follows as does a “soundtrack” video.
Watch and READ: For those ex-military, WATCH AND READ
Death on two legs
You suck my blood like a leech
You break the law and you preach
Screw my brain till it hurts
You’ve taken all my money
And you want more
Misguided old mule with your pig headed rules
With your narrow minded cronies
Who are fools of the first division
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart of your own
Kill joy bad guy big talking small fry
You’re just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me?
Can you face me?
But now you can kiss my ass goodbye
Feel good are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide?
(i think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good feel good?
You talk like a big business tycoon
You’re just a hot air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You’re just an overgrown schoolboy
Let me tan your hide
A dog with disease
You’re the king of the ‘sleaze’
Put your money where your mouth is
Mister know-all
Was the fin on your back
Part of the deal? (shark)
Death on two legs
You’re tearing me apart
Death on two legs
You’ve never had a heart (you never did) of your own
(right from the start)
Insane you should be put inside
You’re a sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good i feel good
Do you agree? Do you have a better alternative?
5 more years of Labour and this will be an everyday occurrence.
First published on LabourLost as Lord Mandelson is a Dick (Turpin that is) on 22nd January 2010.
Daylight robbery is rife in Britain once again.
In the run up to the General Election #GE10 it has become apparent that the Business Secretary’s contempt for charitable organisations has reached new lows as he robs charities to claw money back the for reckless spending machine that is the Parliamentary Labour Party (PLP).
Last month Lord Mandelson decided to remove an exemption for charities from music licensing rules which quite simply means that from April 2010 those organisations will have to choose between paying large bills if they hold events with recorded music or do without the music completely.
You robbing bastard!
By law all retail outlets are bound by the Performing Rights Society (PRS) representing composers and songwriters, there is no exemption for charities.
However, a large majority of these organisations must also purchase a licence from Phonographic Performance Ltd (PPL) representing performers and record companies. Currently there are two small clauses in the Copyright Designs and Patents Act 1988 (Sections 67 and 72) that exempt charities from this requirement.
Lord Mandelson has decided to remove this exemption following a public consultation by the Intellectual Property Office (IPO) ensuring this is in place for April this year. Is this another sign that #GE10 will be in March?
Let’s consider a few areas this affects so we can see just how bloody silly this really is. A charity shop with music in the background would be forced to pay. Carnival floats that play music would be forced to pay. A carer’s association or nursery playing music to entertain the children would be forced to pay.
Think it’s wrong? You know where to put your X on polling day at #GE10.
Government spends £220m a year on ‘professional communications experts’.
It would be laughable if it wasn’t so scary. The Government can just throw this kind of money away in an attempt to pretty-up their message and their recycled policies and sell them to the British public using their own money.
It’s all a far cry from the day the Parliamentary Labour Party stole the choice of power from the people of Britain by denying us the right to vote for our Prime Minister and instead made the mistake of their entire lives by installing Gordon Brown.
The day Gordon Brown stood on the steps of No10 as the PM he laid claim to the future of Britain that would be led by
A government of ‘all the talents’ and an end to spin
Well, thus far I have seen very little talent both within their ranks and from those appointments they have made so much of a public fan fair of and as for claiming to putting an end to spin…
…an end to spin? Hardly.
There are now 3,284 staff employed in departmental press and communication directorates prostituting their wares for the benefit of this weak and ineffectual Government.
Coupled with this we have another [circa] 700 staff who are responsible for getting the message to the public and making clear the message to other agencies.
These eye watering statistics were obtained from the Central Office of Information ‘White Book’ of Government and agency press officers by Nick Hurd MP.
An end to spin? Not under this Government.
An end to lies and deception? Not under this Government.
An end to boom and bust? You know the answer.
So far, not even an end to the recession.
Just as an aside and seeing as we’ve mentioned the day Brown came to power I was just wondering how the PLP felt now seeing as it was them that voted Harriet Harman to be the deputy leader of the Party and not Alan Johnson. Would they care to turn the clock back, just a little?
Following the ridiculous pre-budget report from Alistair Darling this Government has zero credibility left.
Every independent body has denounced the #pbr as a cynical pre-election manifesto that simply puts off the difficult decisions until after a General Election with cash incentives that will be clawed back within 18 months yet still I see the Loony Left suggesting he was strong, he did what was right for our nation.
It seems that ever more the Loony Left are attempting to cling on to power at ANY cost and unfortunately that cost is to us, the taxpayer.