Parlez~me~'n~Tory

Rightly Wry, Satirically RIGHT

This is 8 minutes long. I found it rather good and it put a few smiles on my face.

It is VERY worthy of staying the course, get a cup of tea and watch, even the last couple of seconds are worth it.

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• TY now I see RT @JULIANBRAY: @Parlez_me_nTory see@iaindale post Waffen est gut! Unt made zum berliner- a newspaper size no less #
• @JULIANBRAY was that a typo is are 'waffen' irons Made in Berlin? ;o) in reply to JULIANBRAY #
• 22/12/98 last day PLP had courage! "absolutely determined that we are not like the last lot. I intend to resign" Peter Mandelson #labourlost #
• Thank you @nigellegg a mistake on my part it was obviously 98 not 88. Not a wrong fact just a crap typist #
• Please feel free to copy and paste that last tweet no RT needed, the truth should be out there #
• 22/12/88 last day PLP had courage! "absolutely determined that we are not like the last lot. I intend to resign" Peter Mandelson #labourlost #
• @PaulWroe1 confused, do you mean each household has a wealth of £25k? in reply to PaulWroe1 #
• @eljmayes it'd be a broadsheet then as there's that much ammo in reply to eljmayes #
• Ellie, it's not too late to jump RT @BevaniteEllie: i was holding a massive GORDON'S THE MAN FOR BRITAIN poster at closing speech of lab09 #
• Did you notice @DMiliband saying we are a rich country? Come on, that's stretching the truth 'just a tad' #
• @DMiliband Was that a conscious decision not to thank/appreciate commonwealth Forces serving within the British Forces? #labourlost #lab09 #
• I fully expect the BAE situation to end in fiasco especially if the AG (B.Scotland) has to sift for evidence #labourlost #
• @PaulWroe1 @Groovephase TY, at least the tablets may take the pain away #
• 100 co-codamol 30/500mg tablets and a spinal x-ray booked; I've had better days! #
• RT @sonofmuff: @Parlez_me_nTory Which makes this Labour gov., an international disaster. Indeed it does #labourlost #
• Milliband's brand of humble pie is pretty tasteless #
• Priceless! RT @cherylsmith: David Miliband: 'The Tories are not a Govt in waiting… they are a national embarrassment' #lab09 #
• Fightback week? Don't you mean 'weak fightback'? RT @guidofawkes: So How Was Gordon’s Fightback Week? http://bit.ly/TY0bL #
• I think the DM will utter 'sorry' quickly RT @Joanne_Cash: @iaindale Good to challenge all bigotry. Good luck! If you need help let me know, #
• So, Bob Ainsworth, a rigged election is better than no election, is it? #
• Ah dear Bob, standing there at the lectern…what a waste of a salary #lab09 #
• I don't normally promote the PLP but http://bit.ly/Kcycz they really need to learn to spell 'eductional'? #labourlost #
• Having a great laugh at how influential Alistair Campbell thought The SUN and Murdoch were in his diaries #lab09 #
• @PaulWroe1 Was simply a play on words, his speech was not weak but the empty promises within it were, imo in reply to PaulWroe1 #
• RT @PaulWroe1: @Parlez_me_nTory what do you think. Regarding? #
• Iain, you are quite within your rights to be upset I hope they say sorry RT @iaindale: The Hateful Daily Mail http://tinyurl.com/ybex6wx #
• I do hope #Gordon #Brown has enjoyed his 'weak' at the seaside #lab09 #
• I hope #Gordon #Brown has enjoyed his weak at the seaside #
• @bbc5live that's correct, THE SUN follows public opinion, it is simply voicing that public opinion, it does not lead #
• @bbc5live Bob Ainsworth ignoring failings in Afghanistan, ignoring statement of deceased families just spouting Labour Party line #
• Given appt at MedCentre for ths AM, get there sent away to await call from tri-age nurse; in agony with back #todayidontlovethenhs #
• @caroleharry likewise in reply to caroleharry #
• #LabourLost its way when the in-fighting between Blair and Brown became bigger than both of them #
• #LabourLost kudos when Peter Mandelson was forced to resign in disgrace http://bit.ly/LEPnG #
• #LabourLost the right to govern following the incessant lies about WMD in Iraq and the death of Dr David Kelly #
• #LabourLost the public’s trust when they failed to keep their 2005 manifesto promise not to raise taxes http://bit.ly/rm9Zs #
• @caroleharry try the last 3 in reply to caroleharry #
• RT @LabourLost: ensure you follow #labourlost hashtag to gain a full awareness of where the Labour Party had shortcomings on its promises #
• @Pam_Nash hey, as long as the msg is passed on who cares ;o) TY #
• RT @LabourLost: Welcome to the world of #labourlost we are here for you to voice your opinion on how the Labour Party has done since 1997 #
• Not sure this headline is truly effective: Gordon Brown halves David Cameron's lead in the polls http://bit.ly/255xj6 #
• @bryonyvk Hey, that's more than fair and I appreciate the honest answer, thank you in reply to bryonyvk #
• @bryonyvk I just find it silly that the Party is using it as a sympathy card in reply to bryonyvk #
• @bryonyvk That's fine, but you do you believe in the term? This is an honest, off the cuff, question? in reply to bryonyvk #
• But do you really believe in the term 'underdog'? Isn't that defeatest so far out from the GE? RT @bryonyvk: http://bit.ly/sYGt2 #
• Thinking that @BevaniteEllie doesn't want to support my charity #
• A bit busy #
• @sonofmuff Said it before, blogged it before, will say/blog it again, Robert Peston is NOT up to the job in reply to sonofmuff #
• RT @caroleharry: RT @henrymacrory 'If The Sun [pitches] against us like last time well find it difficult to win" Mandelson The Times18/03/97 #
• @haylon101 What vid, what have I missed? Off to check in reply to haylon101 #
• @houseoftwits Ellie, Yes or No? Do you accept my £50 General Election wager (winner to donate all to charity)? @BevaniteEllie #