Parlez~me~'n~Tory

Rightly Wry, Satirically RIGHT

Time to make haste and get to Manchester…looking forward to Eric Pickles joining Twitter.

• @MarkReckons TY will be interesting to research a little on them as I am sure some will feature in the coming months, thanks again in reply to MarkReckons #
• Will UNITE seriously stand by and watch New Labour crumble? If they had a better offer then YOU BET they would. #
• @MarkReckons No reason.genuine other than 2 grab an idea who could push Lab 2 3rd, not sure wot @ByrneTofferings was considering if anything in reply to MarkReckons #
• @MarkReckons Ok then, personal view (only if you wish) on the strength of the current 'front bench' if you won or became main opposition? in reply to MarkReckons #
• @MarkReckons au contraire after the good plug you got in the Total Politics guide to Political Blogging, i'd say you're right up there in reply to MarkReckons #
• @MarkReckons Who, iyo, is on the ascendency? in reply to MarkReckons #
• So Hattie is now playing the 'bullying' card, all this from Britain's Feminist Queen #
• Question for @MarkReckons. Please do not include D.Heath RT @ByrneTofferings: Who are the 'big hitters' in the lib dems? (Serious question) #
• @nigellegg Just descriptive of my own lunch habits, sorry if it offended in reply to nigellegg #
• @HadleighRoberts yeah, I thought you brought it in after us but could be wrong, something to ensure for next time in reply to HadleighRoberts #
• A Socialist wants a lunch suggestion: how about a stale pork pie? It's Brown, out of date and very unpalatable #lab09 #
• @HadleighRoberts Members of your Party can choose the leader now, right? in reply to HadleighRoberts #
• @BevaniteEllie how about a stale pork pie? It's Brown, it's out of date and it's very unpalatable #
• Labour: if you could start again, would you have pushed harder to have a vote after Tony Blair announced he was off? #
• RT @ianvisits: @Cardiff_Blogger Nope, unlike KerryMP I think it's good to read range of political blogs especially ones you disagree with #
• Visitors? Staff? Didn't Lab introduce them? RT @BevaniteEllie Labour will phase out carparking charges in NHS hospitals #lab09 #ridicule #
• Still waiting for a Socialist to accept my £50 GE wager, tempted to take ANY Socialist right now but will hold out #
• Lord Mandelson, how does it feel to no longer have control of the Media you once gripped tightly? #
• Nothing new then, you're right RT @Pam_Nash: @Parlez_me_nTory No, he's still delusional………………… #
• My condolences RT @HadleighRoberts: @Parlez_me_nTory No, he's still Leader. =( #
• What have I missed since 930? been in a meeting, any change on the Brown situation? #
• @MarkReckons lets see what happens in reply to MarkReckons #
• @MarkReckons That's obviously for your info not for your acceptance of the wager lol although… in reply to MarkReckons #
• @mattscottuk Will grab on way out for the 20p I can stomach it in reply to mattscottuk #
• @MarkReckons @BevaniteEllie In light of your claim that Labour will win GE in 2010 will you accept a wager? £50 for winner's charity? #
• @MarkReckons Have previously tried and even volunteered to buy a bottle of good wine to share post GE, was told "don't drink with Tory scum" in reply to MarkReckons #
• Oh dear, I do hope your hangover doesn't last until the General Election RT @BevaniteEllie: It will be Labour wot won it in 2010 #lab09 #
• @davidlancashire There's no stopping their surpirses lol in reply to davidlancashire #
• Oooh off to spend my 30p RT @davidlancashire: Bought a copy of The Sun today with the large poster highlighting Labour's failures. #
• Can't retire or this means nothing "Our guiding duty is to stand, to fight, to win and to serve" RT @JULIANBRAY #lab09 #
• You show yourself to have a very short memory when you say @gedrobinson Murdoch the Billionaire Tax Exile. #today #radio4 #
• You mean this one? http://bit.ly/11WlgN RT @caroleharry: @wicksie Couldn't believe it when I saw the headline on SKY News. #
• @Groovephase That's fine, which is why I have told you to read, read and read as much as you can, only then can you make the right choice 4U in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase But I so far see no-one revelling in it; the problem is if you surround yourself by sycophants you will not hear the electorate in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase What the country needs to hear is acknowledment of failings, the electorate are a forgiving bunch if treated with compassion in reply to Groovephase #
• RT @TimMontgomerie: Ha! RT @LouiseBagshawe Labour didn't fix the roof – so The Sun stopped shining! #
• @Groovephase tee heee hee some comeback in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase Do you not think some humility, some contrition for their failings would've been well placed? He blew the chance yesterday in reply to Groovephase #
• In what way? RT @Groovephase: I feel quite bad for brown #
• @nigellegg exactly, I know it, you know it, we all know it except for every MP that'll be wheeled out today to defend the drop in support in reply to nigellegg #
• @nigellegg They only supported Labour/Blair 7wks b4 GE, THIS IS 8mths so big pressure will be on Tory Party as they go under the microscope in reply to nigellegg #
• @nigellegg But the Party line is the support did them no good and papers have no influence. This shouldn't imo be underestimated in reply to nigellegg #
• The 'chips are down for Brown' reports @paulwaugh hopefully this battered guppy is wrapped up in today's SUN #
• Jacqui Smith @bbc5live "PM must make right decisions for Govt" No Jacqui, the PM must make right decisions for country #
• Ah, how the deluded Left scurry away "It was never the Sun wot won it" http://bit.ly/Uwzhb #
• LabourList can only find 60 secs of mashup to promote yesterday http://bit.ly/gPomk care to provide the other 23hrs 59mins for new project? #
• Good night all off to dream of what the headline writers have done with that work of fiction we heard this afternoon #
• LabourList http://bit.ly/EmtVZ Interesting Post/Comments not favourable to #GoBro #
• @burtonztweet Not in Brighton, couldn't do a Lab conf. Not sure why so many 'Blues' are there to be honest. in reply to burtonztweet #
• @burtonztweet ciao in reply to burtonztweet #
• @philwoodford You gotta love those e-mails in reply to philwoodford #
• @@sonofmuff It's a scary world I would not want to visit #
• So everything you've Tweeted for a month is a lie? RT @BevaniteEllie: I didn't think I could love this party any more #lab09 #
• SHOCK! RT @BevaniteEllie: @haylon101 she must have been listening to a different speech than me. Even polly can't be right all the time. #
• RT @HadleighRoberts: I see Gordon has learned some new hand gestures. Now you've watched it did you believe it? #
• Sorry David the Quote of the day was Polly Toynbee 'Gordon's speech lacked coherence and conviction' @DMiliband #
• Polly Toynbee on BBC News 'Gordon's speech lacked coherence and conviction' way to go girl! #
• RT @caroleharry: Trying to decide on next fiction read after disappointment of The Lost Symbol.|Best fiction bar none"! http://bit.ly/vZ48f #
• RT @BevaniteEllie: The people's flag is deepest red… #lab09 With the blood of soldiers sent to die by Gordon #
• @bbc5live Guest says 'it shows strength and dynamism of Govt to withdraw ID cards for next Parliament' TONK #
• RT @BevaniteEllie: have M People going round and round in my head| Must be plenty of room then! Wasn't gonna post but you were cruel to ppl! #
• RT @torybear: @DMiliband no time for a novice eh? #lab09 Tee Hee Hee #
• BBQ on BBCNews24 being served are milliband and burnham #
• Yvette just said 'we'll raise top rate tax or just say there are things we won't do and will put off' but #Gordon said so, it's not fair #
• Shan't be blogging the speech, not yet, way too busy with you know what #
• Union guy on BBCNews24 'Gordon got beyond the personal attacks…' #
• @WicksieSnr You're right, not a smile in reply to WicksieSnr #
• See me pointing aimlessly darling, yes and another one, pretend to be interested #
• RT @burtonztweet: @Parlez_me_nTory what does Gordo plan for the England cricket team? DeNationalisation at best? #
• RT @WicksieSnr: @Parlez_me_nTory Careful son, I am a 70 yr old parent, you are the living proof of it. ) #
• @haylon101 only for next parliament in reply to haylon101 #
• Of course there won't be compulsory ID cards, Tories will win! #
• Don't count on it. RT @WicksieSnr: Finally addressing immigration, about time #