Parlez~me~'n~Tory

Rightly Wry, Satirically RIGHT

One may be forgiven for thinking that Andy Burnham and Sir Liam Donaldson were simply undertaking a visit to a north London school whilst imparting information on how to combat swine flu but the truth is so much more down to earth and realistic.

Did you fart or is #GoBro wearing that crap fragrance again?

No, these guys are not on an official visit simply they were snapped whilst being too close to Gordon Brown who just happened to have taken delivery of his new fragrance, Unelectable.

…and Gordon, just like the fragrance you bloody stink!

It’s official. Labour lacks a compelling case for re-election.

Jon Cruddas MP a Labour backbencher made the statement to Compass a left-wing Think Tank whilst also affirming that Labour did not know what it stood for anymore.

Jon Says: Don't bother voting for Labour!

Mr Cruddas went on to say

Whether Labour remains in government or returns to opposition, we need a fundamental re-examination of our identity and the kind of society that we hope to create

Pardon me but if that is how you Jon feel then surely to remain in Government is fundamentally wrong especially when coupled with your earlier statements regarding the lack of any compelling case for re-election.

Interestingly enough Mr Cruddas was joined on stage by one James Purnell who Parlez~me~’n~Tory has already called the only real man left in the PLP.

I do, however, have a question for you Mr Cruddas. Why did you decide to embrace Compass and deliver this speech to a Think Tank when in an interview with the BBC in 2007 when running for the Deputy Leadership you stated you had

fears [of] an over-reliance on focus groups

Surely this was not just to appeal to your core voters was it? Care to comment Sir?

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