Parlez~me~'n~Tory

Rightly Wry, Satirically RIGHT

Cherie Blair has possibly come out with the 2nd most honest assessment of her life.

The first being when she called Gordon Brown a liar during his speech at the PLP Conference in 2006. [this originally linked to a Times article that was 3 years old, within 1 hour of Parlez~me~'n~Tory linking to that article it was removed and returned a 404 page, how very strange]

But this time it is a statement that nobody could even attempt to argue with.

Bottom of the class

Cherie has stated that as she is not in No10 she is so very glad that her figure is not compared to that of Carla Bruni.

This bottom is top of the class

Heaven forbid anyone other than David Blunkett would attempt that comparison.

…and as this week’s special bonus I thought I would drag this one out of the archive.

• 'There are 2 ways of dealing with select committees' Yes Gordon, you do appear to not answer the question… #
• Now THAT IS interesting! RT @politicsofuk: Gordon Brown vetoed Libyan payout to IRA victims #ukpolitics http://bit.ly/3qIjzk #
• @hadleighroberts There MUST be proxy you can find? is this any good? http://bit.ly/C0wpt or this http://bit.ly/2yTYP #
• @hadleighroberts In France right? I thought they had solved that problem, it seems not #
• The Record Review (past 3 months in Parliament) on BBC Parliament until 11pm, worthy watching #
• @caroleharry neither did anything for me but I recognised the typography on the D, how's that for brand awareness! #
• We make our own beliefs but our core values are passed down from generation to generation ultimately shaping our Political views #
• @WicksieSnr Interesting Picture! #
• @WicksieSnr Good to see you here Sir #
• Seems Labour don't lovethenhs anymore as PhysioDirect is cost cutting dressed up as 'convenience for patients' #
• Just been 'invited' to join study by NHS. PhysioDirect vs UsualCare; proposal is to provide physio over the phone! #

• @caroleharry neither did anything for me but I recognised the typography on the D, how's that for brand awareness! #
• We make our own beliefs but our core values are passed down from generation to generation ultimately shaping our Political views #
• @WicksieSnr Interesting Picture! #
• @WicksieSnr Good to see you here Sir #
• Seems Labour don't lovethenhs anymore as PhysioDirect is cost cutting dressed up as 'convenience for patients' #
• Just been 'invited' to join study by NHS. PhysioDirect vs UsualCare; proposal is to provide physio over the phone! #
• TY all for the #followfridays today, very much appreciated #
• @sonofmuff The YES campaign is playing unfairly too http://bit.ly/12hR7o in reply to sonofmuff #
• @sonofmuff That's why they WON'T give the public the chance to vote on it in reply to sonofmuff #
• @torybear 'tis working now, the text I quoted was copied and pasted, server prob I guess in reply to torybear #
• @torybear Printing bullshit New Statesman in reply to torybear #
• oooh Bob Ainsworth to be put forward for a grilling directly after this conference #
• RT @Parlez_me_nTory: Will Gordon answer that question or will he 'run out of time'? Nope, he is close to running out of time, too difficult? #
• @torybear Can't get that link getting 301 Moved Permanently in reply to torybear #
• Will Gordon answer that question or will he 'run out of time'? #
• Total disrespect by Bob Ainsworth 'nattering' to Gordon Brown. Ask him a question to show he was not listening #
• Gordon Brown says 'according to all my friends in the British Army' who's that then Gordon? #
• Did Gordon Brown really just say 'is there time for questions'? Cheeky little…trying to get out of it #
• Good questions to come please gentlemen, let's quiz Bobby Ainsworth #
• Great news! RT @politicshomeuk: Ex-Gurkha elected as Tory councillor in Kent http://bit.ly/W1wnv #
• @jamescousins @timforchange Wear a suit 3 days a week but only go for a tie if heading into the smoke! in reply to jamescousins #
• @timforchange @declanlyons @julianbray All VERY worthy of your #followfriday #
• If you have been involved in the recent post/comment dialogue with @Parlez_me_nTory please log back in to review the latest comments #
• Please, if you RT do not lie with your version, it is simply corrupt and underhanded, enough said! #
• Remember, we ALL have something to bring to the table. We can ALL contribute. We ALL have Political beliefs. #
• RT @hadleighroberts: Blog Post: What happens when Politics destroys friendships: http://bit.ly/3qNyQe #bloggerscircle @houseoftwits #
• I love the conotations lmao ;o) RT @PaulWroe1: #ffs etc etc #
• @philwoodford But it does matter, to prolong the inevitable and waste more lives, money, chances means that Brown & co are only self serving in reply to philwoodford #
• @philwoodford Agree, I believe the idea is to jump in at the last minute (a few days after GE) to pick up the pieces with no stigma attached in reply to philwoodford #
• @philwoodford Phil, IYO, is the idea to completely undermine him thus pulling the rug from his feet then to appear the saviours of PLP l8tr? in reply to philwoodford #
• @TimMontgomerie Presuming then he believes Bercow will win and doesn't want to leave UKIP leaderless in reply to TimMontgomerie #
• @ByrneTofferings BUGGER! DAMN! off for coffee as I so obviously need it, today is a day to #followfriday this gentleman in reply to ByrneTofferings #
• #ff Political Tweeps to follow @davidlancashire @craigelder @henrymacrory @rossigrant @oberonhouston @true_blue_blood @graemarcher @iaindale #
• Political Tweeps to follow @davidlancashire @craigelder @henrymacrory @rossigrant @oberonhouston @true_blue_blood @graemarcher @iaindale #
• Top Political Tweeps #ff @byrnetoggerings @cardiff_blogger @torybear @toryrascal @scottspeig @jamescousins @toryradio @cllrrichardlowe #
• ) RT @rogercruse: Plinther is an architecture graduate. I fully expect him to overrun his hour and require further funding. #oneandother #
• Bob Ainsworth, when you brief against Military Seniors, try to damage them and do not fulfil your duties as an MP you will be found out! #
• Very tempted to display a comment relating to a Bob Ainsworth blog post with a link back to (Devastation- Holidays In The Danger Zone) #
• Eric Joyce, thank you Sir, many voices, many millions of voices have gone unheard over Afghanistan. Your voice is heard #
• Interesting developments during next few hours me thinks with regards 'shuffling' and 'discussions in-house' following resignation of Joyce #
• Bob Ainsworth says of Joyce "not a picture I recognise", personally waiting for blogposts from @julianbray @toryrascal @true_blue_blood #
• RT @guidofawkes: Guido Fawkes : +++ Rumour PPS Set to Resign Tonight +++: Didn’t many cabinet ministers say t.. http://bit.ly/38B2yv #
• #GoBro please increase the jobless total by just 1 more! QUIT NOW! #
• @Towntwinner Too right sir! #
• Must head out to Bristol. Business lunch in Aztec West, always gets me, 200yds from Aardman and I always have the cheeseboard, #wallace #
• What I love about the socialist hashtagging? It is all built on supposition without credibility, not a shred of evidence, that's democracy #
• #whatwouldcamerondo Inflict a massive and painful General Election defeat on the PLP, time to stop playing now #
• #whatwouldcamerondo Be able to converse in a literate manner with both Parliament and the Electorate #
• Apart from not putting up petrol just b4 GE RT @PaulWroe1: Brown quote There's going to be no pre-election giveaways. #whatwouldcamerondo #
• Today is my wedding anniversary; I almost forgot! Thank god I divorced the b**ch back in 1998! #
• @angelneptustar TY, I knew who your boss was ;o) now added to the BlogRoll #
• All who I DM'd this morning, again, TY probably best to use the thread to record comments as DM's limit and become disparate, looking great #
• Ok, you were DM's earlier, thank you for your consideration, if you commented and/or DM'd in return TY and yes, I shall link back #
• Been a busy bunny this morning, time for a cuppa #
• @caroleharry Got them, and replied, many thanks in reply to caroleharry #
• @caroleharry Just DM'd you, let me know your thoughts pse b4 I push this out to others, TY #
• FANTASTIC RT @UKConservative: Telegraph: David Cameron accepts challenge to take part in General Election live debate:http://bit.ly/W161S #
• @guidofawkes Guido, why the fixation with Twitter being a modern day Dodo? Surely you can see how it can coexist and rival FB et al in reply to guidofawkes #
• Now the truth is out 'Jack Straw was happy for the al-Megrahi deal to be struck' can everybody PLEASE stop using the word QUASI ? #
• @toryradio …in case you utter something they did not know #
• RT @ByrneTofferings: Oprea 10, hell yes. Been using it since 5.12 so yes, simply nothing better #
• @rogercruse Tried for all 4 draws and beginning to lose hope on this the 4th draw in reply to rogercruse #
• @caroleharry Number's 1 to 11 on new project completed, ooh, i need a cuppa now in reply to caroleharry #
• Love how Draper says Mandelson lacks judgement and it would be best if he disappears from the political scene http://bit.ly/5iNf5 #
• RT @LouiseBagshawe: @Parlez_me_nTory as far as I'm concerned, Sept = autumn! That's fair enough, was just checking my sanity ;o) #
• Found this little gem whilst researching for a new project. Draper on Mandelson http://bit.ly/5iNf5 #
• An early experiment in gentic engineering, Gordon was the offspring on an……http://bit.ly/4eix4u #
• @Nick_Osborne Certainly enough coverage to rival those fringe events with Kenneth Clarke in the European debate days #
• @Nick_Osborne I would've thought at the very least he would be fringing #
• Just read this short post regarding Estonian soldiers http://bit.ly/pHUqJ
  Thought provoking #
• Just added Cranmer and Dizzy Thinks to the blogroll http://www.wicksie.com/ #
• @toryrascal I know so many who had/have problems, I must be one of the few that are fine in reply to toryrascal #
• @caroleharry Sounds great, it's nice to hold onto that history or in this case herstory #
• @dolbsterthepoet Hmmm, that's always going to be a tough one, don't worry though, the dinosaurs rid the world of themselves in the long run in reply to dolbsterthepoet #
• @dolbsterthepoet Yeah, V good thanks, I reckon if enough ppl read that bossman may be driven underground ;o) #
• @caroleharry Nice stories like that make me smile in reply to caroleharry #
• RT @dolbsterthepoet: Oh boo fucking hoo bossman, gotta leave early 2moro 'cos I've got an x-ray. Quit it, b4 you need one too, on your skull #
• still object to Credit Crunch reports stating 'we all took on too much debt' I NEVER had/have ANY debt, DON'T GENERALISE #
• RT @rogercruse: Signed Alan Turing petition. @alanturing to gain apology: http://3.ly/Iih (HT @infobunny). #
• @caroleharry hmmm interesting lineage there ;o) in reply to caroleharry #
• Read this last night: http://bit.ly/2So5RO
  Enjoyable read #
• @caroleharry lmao indicative of the ladies in the household? in reply to caroleharry #
• @caroleharry …and I bet you didn't give @friesnshake a break at all because of it, bet you were as ruthless on her as ever lol in reply to caroleharry #
• @caroleharry NONE of it was any fun as a child, terrified in reply to caroleharry #
• EU Referendum YES campaign backed by business (at least those with the money) http://bit.ly/18xudU #
• @caroleharry Damn fine good morning in reply to caroleharry #
• Power cuts:I recall Morrissey's magnum opus, 'Late night on maudlin street' "Don't leave your torch behind, A powercut ahead; 1972, you know #
• @LouiseBagshawe Do we not have another 20 days to go to Autumn?Thought all seasons started 21st Sep-Autumn/Dec-Winter/Mar-Spring/Jun-Summer #
• @toryradio Waiting to see if 2p per litre is added to LPG when I fill up tomorrow in reply to toryradio #
• Irish referendum set to go YES due to underhanded tactics http://bit.ly/18xudU #
• Had a dream last night, Mandy introduced his new partner, it was Gordon! What can I say? #