Parlez~me~'n~Tory

Rightly Wry, Satirically RIGHT

With the advent of today’s front page in The SUN we can safely assume that New Labour has finally excorcised the ghost of Tony Blair.

Add to that the weight of the endorsement for David Cameron and it’s very difficult to see how ANY member of the PLP can paint this in a good light.

In 1997 Tony Blair had the enthusiasm and vigour to lift his Party into power the public opinion of the Government of the day was stale, weak, feeble (seem familiar)?

Tony Blair did do some good work as Leader of his Party but he also made some horrific mistakes as Prime Minister of this country some of which he has yet to stand accountable for. But New Labour was nothing without its founding fathers, the Campbells, the Mandelsons and the Blairs. Once Gordon Brown forced them out of the picture he effectively applied for his own P45.

Following yestereday’s speech at the Labour Party conference in Brighton Gordon Brown stands even more isolated amongst his Party. The Cabinet were full of glowing praise yesterday but I maintain this will last only a very short time.

Already in several interviews this morning Cabinet members have been wheeled out to explain the drop in support from The SUN. Their response?

Papers have no influence. It wasn’t The SUN what won it in ’97

Typically Labour, deceit to the end. Not just to the electorate but also to themselves.

Dear Parliamentary Labour Party in 1997 you gave us your vision.

In 1997 you set out your plans for the Future of Britain. You laid out your manifesto which began with the following words

Britain will be better with new Labour

“Our case is simple: that Britain can and must be better”

“The vision is one of national renewal, a country with drive, purpose and energy”

“In each area of policy a new and distinctive approach has been mapped out, one that differs from the old left and the Conservative right. This is why new Labour is new”

“New Labour is a party of ideas and ideals but not of outdated ideology. What counts is what works. The objectives are radical. The means will be modern”

“This is our contract with the people”

We all know how the intervening 12 years has gone and it ain’t good.

Would you also like to be reminded of the closing paragraph of your manifesto?

Leadership, not isolation: There is a sharp division between those who believe the way to cope with global change is for nations to retreat into isolationism and protectionism, and those who believe in internationalism and engagement. Labour has traditionally been the party of internationalism.

Britain cannot be strong at home if it is weak abroad. The tragedy of the Conservative years has been the squandering of Britain’s assets and the loss of Britain’s influence. A new Labour government will use those assets to the full to restore Britain’s pride and influence as a leading force for good in the world.

With effective leadership and clear vision, Britain could once again be at the centre of international decision-making instead of at its margins. This manifesto contains the detail of our plans. We have promised only what we know we can deliver.

Britain deserves better and the following five election pledges will be the first steps towards a better Britain. If you would like to help us build that better Britain, join us by calling 0990 300 900

Does that strike a very familiar chord with today’s situation?

No surprise then that if you dial that number you get

The number you have dialed has not been recognised

How very prophetic!

Yesterday I resisted the temptation to blog about the Andrew Marr question as it was widely covered from every angle and all Tory supporters on Twitter were subject to a barrage of abuse for being lowlife and scummy as if it was us that put Andrew Marr up to it; obviously we did not.

In fact, the vast majority of Tory supporters have slated Marr for his personal attack on Gordon Brown when there were so many other lines he could have gone down, so many other credible routes that would have given rise to some prime Gordon bumbling, but he didn’t, he asked that question.

The PM himself said

These questions, these questions, of course you might be right to ask them

So in my mind that gives us permission to discuss them.

The question was worded in such a way though that the PM was allowed to answer it with his own selective discussion. He simply answered the question with ‘no’, but was he referring to the specific part of the question that said ‘to get by’?

I don’t doubt there will be questions next week specifically with regards to David Cameron and drugs and the questions that were asked in the run-up to the leadership contest.

But, this morning following Lord Mandelson’s salvo against the BBC I asked the following question on Twitter

Imagine, just for one minute if the ‘Marr’ question was a plant by the PLP would be a great coup for #Gordon and #Mandy

This may not be as silly as it sounds, lambast the RIGHT with false claims as if it was their fault knowing full well the source could not be revealed because it is closer to home.

Why else would Lord Mandelson be continually giving this story legs?

Is this the start of the dirty tricks campaign?

• LMAO RT @toryrascal: LibDem conference latest: Nothing important happened today. #ldconf #
• That's right, bury your head, AGAIN RT @politicshomeuk: Brown: Changing leader "not the issue at the moment" http://bit.ly/u1E0z #
• It is for some of your party RT @politicshomeuk: Brown: Changing leader "not the issue at the moment" http://bit.ly/u1E0z #
• @Groovephase Best advice, be open minded, read all you can, listen to all you can, be informed, then decide FOR YOU and ONLY YOU in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase You still have time to make your mind up, even today's rhetoric will change when they're 'under starter's orders' in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase That's better in reply to Groovephase #
• @TimMontgomerie all in all the LibDems missed the boat by attacking Blue when they should've tried to push Red into 3rd #ldconf in reply to TimMontgomerie #
• @Groovephase Careful, that enquiry could be construed as disengenuous ;o) in reply to Groovephase #
• Will Gordon get his miracle? #
• @SimonMagus lived 3yrs in Ferrara, learn good wine and great food, beer is not a delicacy, the women are in reply to SimonMagus #
• @jonboyes we can but hope in reply to jonboyes #
• @philwoodford lol fair point in reply to philwoodford #
• Expect #Brown to say how "his faith" helps him daily before the Pope visits next year #cynicism #
• @DeclanLyons good man in reply to DeclanLyons #
• Mandy and Blair pulling out all the stops for 4th term? Bring their mate The Pope over for a beer! #
• @philwoodford I know that Paul, you are entitled to think what you wish, but Tony Blair a Saint? in reply to philwoodford #
• Is it true Gaddafi made more sense than Clegg? #
• Tee Hee Hee RT @philwoodford: @paulwaugh Pope's visit will be the perfect time for Tony Blair to be made a saint. #
• @haylon101 LOL in reply to haylon101 #
• @tweetminster Did Clegg really ask ppl not to vote 4them if they don't like policies? That's the entire party stuffed in reply to tweetminster #
• Such a lovely thought lol RT @haylon101: This is little more that a political fantasy wankfest. I feel soiled watching it. #
• @Parlez_me_nTory Sorry 1698 not on deal but bishop's finger is happy days in reply to Parlez_me_nTory #
• ASDA: real ale £1 per 500ML bottle spitfire, 1698, wychwood, old speckled etc Please RT #
• @haylon101 Whet or wet? mmm Cleggy in reply to haylon101 #
• Forget Kennedy's bar bill who's picking up David Heath's MP pie bill? #
• @haylon101 If that is inspiration would you? sheesh in reply to haylon101 #
• Who's picking up Charles Kennedy's bar tab? #
• Nick Clegg…ours is the party of Charles Kennedy and Threshers and Victoria Wine and… #
• Dear Nick Clegg a Gurkha is not a Political pawn #
• Happy Anniversary Nick Clegg #
• RT @haylon101: "I want to be prime minister and I want to be a cowboy, an spaceman, James Bond and…" LMAO #
• @bryonyvk Fair point but the party should be held to account for their choice of leader that can't win either in reply to bryonyvk #
• Just destroyed my U2 12" single PRIDE after Bono showed none and hugged #Gordon #Brown #
• @sonofmuff lmao in reply to sonofmuff #
• Brilliant RT @graemearcher: Include the phrase "I've asked Her Majesty.."RT @LabourList: What does Gordon's speech..? http://twurl.nl/zwhugv #
• @sonofmuff Ditch then we have the GE public will not allow another unelected PM in reply to sonofmuff #
• Simple choice #Labour. Ditch #Gordon NOW or face a generation in opposition. #
• LMAO RT @HouseOfTwits: RT @TomHarrisMP Did I just see Nick Clegg being asked to show a security guard his conference pass? #
• Hopefully without his accent RT @HouseOfTwits: RT @jamesgraham: RT @tweetminster: Welcoming @vincecable to Twitter. …tweeting soon. #
• @declanlyons isn't Stehen Hesford MP from your neck of the woods? Any 'local' news on this following his resignation? #
• Ohh it's quiet on the Labour benches today #
• Blogged this morning Lady Scotland would be gone by Friday lunchtime at the latest, can I shorten that timeline please? http://bit.ly/12Rh2D #
• @paulwaugh Doesn't #Gordon mean 'he' was misled by an employee? in reply to paulwaugh #
• Stephen Hesford MP, you're a dying breed in your party. Kudos http://bit.ly/6WgBS .that was until you just backed the PM #
• @sonofmuff Ask never gave me a correct answer so stuck with what I know how to get the best out of which is Go – ogle in reply to sonofmuff #
• Don;t think it started on MSN as Go – ogle and MS don't play ball but I may be wrong @sonofmuff in reply to sonofmuff #
• I hope Brian Blessed in leather isn't the reason RT @LouiseBagshawe: Guilty pleasures: FLASH GORDON. How utterly beautiful was that film #
• @sonofmuff Much the same as if ASK.com was any good why is it rebranded every year for the past 8? Jeeves, just retire! in reply to sonofmuff #
• @sonofmuff Yahoo had its chance, it was first amongst many but became complacent Playing catch-up ever since in reply to sonofmuff #
• Hurrah for common sense: Spotted Dick back on council menu http://bit.ly/1wFZhC #
• @sonofmuff well stocked and so is the cupboard in reply to sonofmuff #
• @haylon101 just found that out, full of ME in reply to haylon101 #
• @haylon101 must start following miliband the loony in reply to haylon101 #
• Charles Clarke, Downing St under Brown..the weakest I've seen ever..less effective than under John Major http://bit.ly/eisFd #
• @politicsofuk Is it not right to blow them out of the water in genuine debate? Show the public how churlish their stance is? in reply to politicsofuk #
• Waiting for first Tweeter to suggest that the #Gordon #Brown 'Statesman of the world' award is worthy and means anything #
• @caroleharry Let's just see how the PLP play this sham; they'll be laughed off the stage in reply to caroleharry #
• @caroleharry World Statesman Honour Presented by Appeal of Conscience Foundation, semi ironic me thinks in reply to caroleharry #
• RT @wallaceme: Busted! Caught Baroness Scotland saying "ignorance of the law has never been a defence" in the Lords http://bit.ly/1ogISh #
• @sonofmuff lmao, that could give someone a complex, all trace of conversation deleted by the Left. The truth 'was' out there! in reply to sonofmuff #
• @sonofmuff morning in reply to sonofmuff #
• @deejackson good #fail let's hope Fraser has his own staff in reply to deejackson #
• @davidlancashire lack of sunshine directly correlates to the lack of warmth lol, welcome back in reply to davidlancashire #
• @caroleharry Good morning in reply to caroleharry #
• Dear Alistair Darling do not try to con anyone we are still deep in recession #
• @bbc5live This Young LibDem you have on air is losing the plot by the second #
• Who will give me good odds on the Baroness being out of her job by Friday lunchtime? #
• John Prescott, i'm glad you got that eating disorder under control http://bit.ly/3cA3lg | What are you teaching here? http://bit.ly/3YOAQS #
• Yesterday: I was called a spammer by the Left. They called me disingenuous for having 2 a/c's. Now ALL accusations have been deleted R1-L0 #
• @burtonztweet Not seen that but in principle agree with you, may research 2moro given time in reply to burtonztweet #
• @burtonztweet Sorry Mike, not sure of BBC4 comment, did I miss something? Thanks in reply to burtonztweet #
• @sonofmuff totally agree in reply to sonofmuff #
• Chas & Dave splitting up! http://bit.ly/WvRZ7 #
• John Prescott’s medical condition regarding bulimia was resolved once he left office and had to pay for his own food http://bit.ly/hhhNm #
• @caroleharry But we are here for you from both a/c's! If that means little you'll have to read back lol in reply to caroleharry #
• LMAO @sonofmuff took the 5th Amendment #
• @sonofmuff me too U.N.C.L.E. though suspect I may be a couple of years younger than yourself in reply to sonofmuff #
• I do wish some ppl wouldn't drink in the afternoon, makes waiting for my Port a total drag #
• @haylon101 Cool never been called that spelling before lol in reply to haylon101 #
• In case you missed me being called a spammer I was also called 'an organisation', scary, that makes me sound 'organised' #
• Installing a new router, always risky, never wise #
• @haylon101 oh, indeed they are in reply to haylon101 #
• @torybear YES YES and thrice YES #
• @Groovephase If I am not SATAN it must be you lol in reply to Groovephase #
• I've been labelled a spammer today by the Left. I don't expect an apology, it's what I've come to expect! Make false claims, don't apologise #
• Some people – sheesh #
• @gedrobinson Don't forget, you followed both my accounts before I reciprocated…off to dentist #
• @gedrobinson Don't talk silly, examples please of when you have been spammed #
• @gedrobinson Would you care to hold serious debate at all? #
• @gedrobinson I think for you I shall stick to this one, far more fun #
• That was to prove to you that I use both and especially for this purpose. One is a blog a/c (Political) other (IT) but i may RT for interest #
• Must shoot to the dentist, will continue sensible conversations as and when possible #
• @gedrobinson feel free to carry on with your hashtag , it's about time that one was used in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson If it was done with deception yes, but it isn't it has been blogged about and discussed in Twitter at great length. in reply to gedrobinson #
• This is getting silly, such childish Tweeting ho hum, you'd think they'd have a Conference to prepare for lmao #
• @gedrobinson Ok, show me where I have deceived anyone with an account? in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson Care to hold a civilised Twonversation or are you going to continue to rant about spam? in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson from one to the other if i feel the audience could benefit…if you posted something of interest you may find it RT'd too… in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson I have an account that runs from my blog, this one. I have an account that Tweets on the whole IT stuff, on occasion I RT… in reply to gedrobinson #
• I have an account that runs from my blog, this one. I have an account that Tweets on the whole IT stuff, on occasion I RT something… #
• @gedrobinson May I remind you that you followed me, i returned out of courtesy, you followed both a/c's of your own volition in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson I am here to debate matters of a Political nature not do underhanded acts, if you want to debate then debate #
• @gedrobinson Do NOT be so childish. I have two accounts that I have never hidden. What is your problem? Block and SPAM? #foolish in reply to gedrobinson #
• @gedrobinson Not disingenuous at all, please note the URL. They are the same person, it has never been hidden please check the profiles in reply to gedrobinson #
• Dear SNP, do NOT vote for Independence until the prisoner exchange sees #Gordon Brown safely over the border! #
• Ah, bless! "Labour can't win, it's time for us to take the gloves off with the Tories," Huhne: http://bit.ly/1xKaD7 -fxd #
• TY @Groovephase in reply to Groovephase #
• Ah, bless! "Labour can't win, it's time for us to take the gloves off with the Tories," Huhne: http://bit.ly/GORiM #
• @jamescousins After the interview at the weekend I think the cat is well and truly out of the bag in reply to jamescousins #
• Having a bad week is old Vince RT @politicshomeuk: Lib Dem MPs confront Cable over "suicidal" mansion tax http://bit.ly/tZ3Yw #
• Harriet Harman please change the title to 'Women in Abuse of Power' Milestones http://bit.ly/1BcFw and add Lady Scotland #
• Baroness Scotland guilty, agreed. Will she pay for the repair to her flat door in Chiswick or will we pick-up the tab? #
• Loving how Labourites/Socialists are all brushing off comments on Scotland. You have made your bed with #Gordon, enjoy the last few months #
• Recall Margaret and the 'men in suits' RT @paulwaugh:Brown says he won't quit. http://tinyurl.com/lebuor #
• Because she knows ….. RT @LouiseBagshawe: why, exactly, is Brown backing Patricia Scotland? On what possible grounds? #
• @burtonztweet Interesting indeed, it is right on so many levels in reply to burtonztweet #
• BREAKING NEWS Brown on Scotland: "It's a lovely country and I need to find a retirement cottage quickly" #
• @sonofmuff Missed you? Yes, had good day y/day, got my Guide to Political Blogging book and things are moving on well, so many ideas lol in reply to sonofmuff #
• @Cardiff_Blogger No, I agree he is the one who can do something as it is his passion but he is not doing all he should in reply to Cardiff_Blogger #
• @sonofmuff what did you miss? John Prescott, who do you think you are kidding? http://bit.ly/25YXS0 #
• RT @morning_bot: Good Morning to you too @Parlez_me_nTory! Tea or coffee? A pleasant little chap ain't he? #
• @sonofmuff Damn fine good morning in reply to sonofmuff #
• @Cardiff_Blogger He'd have to sort those trains out first in reply to Cardiff_Blogger #
• Dear Pauline Prescott, you have my sympathy! http://bit.ly/25YXS0 #
• @haylon101 Good luck with the hunt in reply to haylon101 #
• Oh my…Mr M Tut Tut RT @torybear: Latest post –> A corker from Kevin Maguire http://tinyurl.com/l6woln <–from torybear.com #
• @simonmayo Simon, how does one obtain (other than being a flight attendant) a 5Live calendar/keyring/hat? in reply to simonmayo #
• @simonmayo Ohhh Simon, now that's a challenge I'm ready to accept. Dear Gordon…. circa 120chars to go… in reply to simonmayo #
• @houseoftwits @houseoftwitscon New blog post: John Prescott, who do you think you are kidding? http://bit.ly/25YXS0 #
• @WicksieSnr Thankyou, bookmarked in reply to WicksieSnr #
• The LibDems were described to me this evening as 'The Guilty Rich' there's something so very poetic about that statement #
• oooh nice new update for TweetDeck 'drag photos and links here' mmm #
• @WicksieSnr Much better thank you Sir in reply to WicksieSnr #
• @WicksieSnr On the site they have the thumbnail but p120 is a list. and i am in the list, still gonna post it lmao PRIDE in reply to WicksieSnr #
• Very excited about my blog post earlier: On the horizon… positive moves indeed, RM what is your twtr handle? #
• @BevaniteEllie Glad to see you're still loving the NHS #
• @haylon101 Obviously a put-up then, shameful, is that the same as a Hazel Blears badge 'Cock-in the boat'? in reply to haylon101 #
• @haylon101 I thought you meant he was complaining of being window dressing LMAO in reply to haylon101 #
• @jonboyes Now I am obligated to sneak an extra pint in for you ;o) in reply to jonboyes #
• @haylon101 what did i miss re:Mandy? Not online properly until 2moro AM so if exciting i will research, TY in reply to haylon101 #
• The perfect combination: care to argue? http://twitpic.com/ilrkk #
• Vince Cable was caught out this weekend much the same as a previous Labour Welsh Minister #momentofmadness (differing reasons though) #
• Just got my Guide To Political Blogging fm TotalPolitics and I am listed on P120 – shall I keep that page open for 15min #
• Did Nick Clegg concentrate too much on the Tories at the Conference instead of targetting Labour to push them into 3rd? #
• @dolbsterthepoet Take the cake anyway and run for all you're worth, stopping only to lick the crumbs from the side of your jacket…ooh 'eck in reply to dolbsterthepoet #
• RT @rogercruse: Nick Clegg given a rough time in a soft interview on @bbc5live Can't see him or #Gordon in the same job after the election. #
• Fine, let them get on with it RT @TimMontgomerie: LibDem activists prefer coalition with Labour rather than Tories 2TO1 http://is.gd/3w1tb #
• @paulwaugh After the Mandy quote is it time for George to lead the campaign and move from his current position? in reply to paulwaugh #
• @Nick_Osborne Hope not, when I got a few I mailed back and then they realised and #twtrfail the mob game, so I guess that's how it works in reply to Nick_Osborne #
• @dolbsterthepoet Your not pregnant AGAIN are you? Take the cake and run! in reply to dolbsterthepoet #
• @Nick_Osborne neither do i but it is their game that spams, don't think they do it consciously in reply to Nick_Osborne #
• Just had a very interesting callback, TY RM! #
• @TimMontgomerie Just got the latest e-mail, as always, such fantastic artwork ) in reply to TimMontgomerie #
• @hadleighroberts I never for one second suggested that. in reply to hadleighroberts #
• Anyone else notice that some of Nick's Q&A are as planted as a Gordon Q in Question Time on a Wednesday? #
• Nick Clegg says: Policies are not enough just a hope is enough. Nick, I HOPE you can manage to conjure a few credible policies come the day! #
• While i've been away, did anyone blog this? Tony Blair 'considers Gordon Brown a quitter' http://bit.ly/48om6 #
• @DeclanLyons I know what you mean in reply to DeclanLyons #
• Dear Nick Clegg, STOP answering every question by trying to appeal to each enquirer, Tony Blair did that, you CAN'T be ALLTHINGS to all ppl #
• @DeclanLyons Healthy debate amongst members is a GOOD thing, at least our Party allows the chance to have an individual thought in reply to DeclanLyons #
• @ByrneTofferings Just read your thread and saw that, we are ALL allowed to have individual thoughts, the beauty of the Conservative Party in reply to ByrneTofferings #
• @MatthewRBarrett @ByrneTofferings @DeclanLyons Chill guys, did I miss a good discussion? #
• He's back…what have I missed? #

It seems that all the stops are being pulled out to save the PM.

In a 2 pronged attack from both Stateside and the UK the little worms were out doing their work to convince us.

In the UK: It was announced today that Sarah Brown is now the ‘UK’s most popular Twitter user’ (not my words) as clearly her husband knows that no matter how many followers you have it doesn’t make you popular.

Neither is the word ‘prolific’ correct that some Socialists have been bounding around this evening with regards the user with the highest number of followers.

The plain fact of the matter is that most of the recent followers are badgering Sarah to convince her naive old man to quit before he loses not just his job and the General Election but loses it for the PLP for at least a generation if not forever.

Whilst Stateside: Both Sarah and Gordon have been cosying up to the US President in every way possible. As these two pictures will testify.

But perhaps the most shocking image of the day is…

Lord have mercy on us all!

The summer recess can seem a very long time, in face, 12 weeks is a very long time but it is soon coming to a close.

Like the first Swallow or the Lark or Cuckoo the new season is heralded by something equally fantastic. Tonight sees the return of Question Time on the BBC.

In preparation for tonight’s guests Harriet Harman, Lord Heseltine, David Laws, Lord Digby Jones and Fraser Nelson I thought it wise to add a little humour before the opening night (the BBC are allowing the embedding of video’s onto all sites by the end of September but that is still a week away so until then you have to click the links).

John Major on a panel of one.

Power of the audience (this really should pertain to Lord Mandelson nowadays).

Boris, Jo, Bernard, Roy and many many more.

Shirley Williams in an uncomfortable moment Who is the ‘young gentleman? What is he doing today? Let’s find him, he’s a star.

• LMAO RT @toryrascal: LibDem conference latest: Nothing important happened today. #ldconf #
• That's right, bury your head, AGAIN RT @politicshomeuk: Brown: Changing leader "not the issue at the moment" http://bit.ly/u1E0z #
• It is for some of your party RT @politicshomeuk: Brown: Changing leader "not the issue at the moment" http://bit.ly/u1E0z #
• @Groovephase Best advice, be open minded, read all you can, listen to all you can, be informed, then decide FOR YOU and ONLY YOU in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase You still have time to make your mind up, even today's rhetoric will change when they're 'under starter's orders' in reply to Groovephase #
• @Groovephase That's better in reply to Groovephase #
• @TimMontgomerie all in all the LibDems missed the boat by attacking Blue when they should've tried to push Red into 3rd #ldconf in reply to TimMontgomerie #
• @Groovephase Careful, that enquiry could be construed as disengenuous ;o) in reply to Groovephase #
• Will Gordon get his miracle? #
• @SimonMagus lived 3yrs in Ferrara, learn good wine and great food, beer is not a delicacy, the women are in reply to SimonMagus #
• @jonboyes we can but hope in reply to jonboyes #
• @philwoodford lol fair point in reply to philwoodford #
• Expect #Brown to say how "his faith" helps him daily before the Pope visits next year #cynicism #
• @DeclanLyons good man in reply to DeclanLyons #
• Mandy and Blair pulling out all the stops for 4th term? Bring their mate The Pope over for a beer! #
• @philwoodford I know that Paul, you are entitled to think what you wish, but Tony Blair a Saint? in reply to philwoodford #
• Is it true Gaddafi made more sense than Clegg? #
• Tee Hee Hee RT @philwoodford: @paulwaugh Pope's visit will be the perfect time for Tony Blair to be made a saint. #
• @haylon101 LOL in reply to haylon101 #
• @tweetminster Did Clegg really ask ppl not to vote 4them if they don't like policies? That's the entire party stuffed in reply to tweetminster #
• Such a lovely thought lol RT @haylon101: This is little more that a political fantasy wankfest. I feel soiled watching it. #
• @Parlez_me_nTory Sorry 1698 not on deal but bishop's finger is happy days in reply to Parlez_me_nTory #
• ASDA: real ale £1 per 500ML bottle spitfire, 1698, wychwood, old speckled etc Please RT #
• @haylon101 Whet or wet? mmm Cleggy in reply to haylon101 #
• Forget Kennedy's bar bill who's picking up David Heath's MP pie bill? #
• @haylon101 If that is inspiration would you? sheesh in reply to haylon101 #
• Who's picking up Charles Kennedy's bar tab? #
• Nick Clegg…ours is the party of Charles Kennedy and Threshers and Victoria Wine and… #
• Dear Nick Clegg a Gurkha is not a Political pawn #
• Happy Anniversary Nick Clegg #
• RT @haylon101: "I want to be prime minister and I want to be a cowboy, an spaceman, James Bond and…" LMAO #
• @bryonyvk Fair point but the party should be held to account for their choice of leader that can't win either in reply to bryonyvk #
• Just destroyed my U2 12" single PRIDE after Bono showed none and hugged #Gordon #Brown #
• @sonofmuff lmao in reply to sonofmuff #
• Brilliant RT @graemearcher: Include the phrase "I've asked Her Majesty.."RT @LabourList: What does Gordon's speech..? http://twurl.nl/zwhugv #
• @sonofmuff Ditch then we have the GE public will not allow another unelected PM in reply to sonofmuff #
• Simple choice #Labour. Ditch #Gordon NOW or face a generation in opposition. #
• LMAO RT @HouseOfTwits: RT @TomHarrisMP Did I just see Nick Clegg being asked to show a security guard his conference pass? #
• Hopefully without his accent RT @HouseOfTwits: RT @jamesgraham: RT @tweetminster: Welcoming @vincecable to Twitter. …tweeting soon. #
• @declanlyons isn't Stehen Hesford MP from your neck of the woods? Any 'local' news on this following his resignation? #
• Ohh it's quiet on the Labour benches today #
• Blogged this morning Lady Scotland would be gone by Friday lunchtime at the latest, can I shorten that timeline please? http://bit.ly/12Rh2D #
• @paulwaugh Doesn't #Gordon mean 'he' was misled by an employee? in reply to paulwaugh #
• Stephen Hesford MP, you're a dying breed in your party. Kudos http://bit.ly/6WgBS .that was until you just backed the PM #
• @sonofmuff Ask never gave me a correct answer so stuck with what I know how to get the best out of which is Go – ogle in reply to sonofmuff #
• Don;t think it started on MSN as Go – ogle and MS don't play ball but I may be wrong @sonofmuff in reply to sonofmuff #
• I hope Brian Blessed in leather isn't the reason RT @LouiseBagshawe: Guilty pleasures: FLASH GORDON. How utterly beautiful was that film #
• @sonofmuff Much the same as if ASK.com was any good why is it rebranded every year for the past 8? Jeeves, just retire! in reply to sonofmuff #
• @sonofmuff Yahoo had its chance, it was first amongst many but became complacent Playing catch-up ever since in reply to sonofmuff #
• Hurrah for common sense: Spotted Dick back on council menu http://bit.ly/1wFZhC #
• @sonofmuff well stocked and so is the cupboard in reply to sonofmuff #
• @haylon101 just found that out, full of ME in reply to haylon101 #
• @haylon101 must start following miliband the loony in reply to haylon101 #
• Charles Clarke, Downing St under Brown..the weakest I've seen ever..less effective than under John Major http://bit.ly/eisFd #
• @politicsofuk Is it not right to blow them out of the water in genuine debate? Show the public how churlish their stance is? in reply to politicsofuk #
• Waiting for first Tweeter to suggest that the #Gordon #Brown 'Statesman of the world' award is worthy and means anything #
• @caroleharry Let's just see how the PLP play this sham; they'll be laughed off the stage in reply to caroleharry #
• @caroleharry World Statesman Honour Presented by Appeal of Conscience Foundation, semi ironic me thinks in reply to caroleharry #
• RT @wallaceme: Busted! Caught Baroness Scotland saying "ignorance of the law has never been a defence" in the Lords http://bit.ly/1ogISh #
• @sonofmuff lmao, that could give someone a complex, all trace of conversation deleted by the Left. The truth 'was' out there! in reply to sonofmuff #
• @sonofmuff morning in reply to sonofmuff #
• @deejackson good #fail let's hope Fraser has his own staff in reply to deejackson #
• @davidlancashire lack of sunshine directly correlates to the lack of warmth lol, welcome back in reply to davidlancashire #
• @caroleharry Good morning in reply to caroleharry #
• Dear Alistair Darling do not try to con anyone we are still deep in recession #
• @bbc5live This Young LibDem you have on air is losing the plot by the second #
• Who will give me good odds on the Baroness being out of her job by Friday lunchtime? #
• John Prescott, i'm glad you got that eating disorder under control http://bit.ly/3cA3lg | What are you teaching here? http://bit.ly/3YOAQS #
• Yesterday: I was called a spammer by the Left. They called me disingenuous for having 2 a/c's. Now ALL accusations have been deleted R1-L0 #

Following on from the Baroness Scotland montage from Tory Bear we have a similar serving to our Dear Electorate, a reminder post courtesy of ConservativeHome.com.

Please enjoy this and expect a whole lot more from the stable now that Lord Ashcroft has his fingers in all the pies.