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Archive for August, 2009

Ireland, can we have your votes please

Mon ,31/08/2009

On 2nd October the good people of Ireland will once again have the chance to vote on the Lisbon Treaty.

This is the second time that the unpopular Government has attempted to force the treaty onto its people but following the resounding NO vote in the first referendum last June when Irish voters rejected the Treaty 53.4% to 46.6% the Government cannot afford to take any chances.

At least their Government is letting them have their say; take note #GoBro!

Finely balanced? Who are you kidding?

Finely balanced? Who are you kidding?


After 12 years of weakened coalition Governments Ireland is still suffering the worst recession of any European Union state and therefore the fate of the treaty is once again finely balanced.

The current tactics employed by Brian Cowen are almost that of a marionette craftilly controlling his puppets; in this case the puppets are high profile businessmen who are only too happy to state the party line and extole the virtues of the YES campaign.

The cynic in me see this as a major problem as the only businessmen who are rich enough to step aboard are those that wish to sit squarely in the pocket of the European Commission. For instance, Michael O’Leary, the chief executive of Ryanair and Jim O’Hara, the chief executive of Intel in Ireland have both made timely reports and pledges to the cause.

Why does that matter? Well, Intel has lodged an appeal to the European Commission against the €1.06 billion (£935m) fine imposed for anti-competitive practices and are currently negotiating this fine downwards, therefore you can see why it would literally pay to be in the Commission’s pocket.

What of Ryanair with its 30% stake in Aer Lingus?

Aer Lingus are already struggling to get a decent court hearing regarding the grossly uncompetitive and damaging situation with Ryanair taking such a large stake that they are seeking to get them removed from the shareholder’s register.

Should that be allowed to occur then another airline could purchase the Ryanair stake and put their profits in jeapordy, another situation whereby it is plainly obvious that it would literally pay to be in the Commission’s pocket.

The problem we have here is that the Irish voters have already said NO so why does the Government think it should have the right to force them to vote again?

Maybe the Coalition should take another look at their constitution, specifically Article 6.1 which states

All power of government, legislative, executive and judicial, derive, under God, from the people, whose right it is to designate the rulers of the state and, in final appeal, to decide all questions of national policy, according to the requirements of the common good

This clearly says it all, from the people and that is where it should have stayed.

There really is only one way to vote Ireland, please use your common sense and do not be fooled by snake oil salesmen.

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-31

Mon ,31/08/2009
  • Had a dream last night, Mandy introduced his new partner, it was Gordon! What can I say? #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-30

Sun ,30/08/2009

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-29

Sat ,29/08/2009
  • My turn #rememberwhen Labour broke yet another manifesto promise #
  • @dolbsterthepoet Pretty good thanks, packaged my parents off (3 days visit) and now plotting lots of Pimms! Yourself? in reply to dolbsterthepoet #
  • @PaulWroe1 Probably best, that'll be the only way you can garner enough support for Hattie in reply to PaulWroe1 #
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  • @nigellegg Totally agree, there is always some bad in everything we do, unfortunately in reply to nigellegg #
  • AMEN RT @nigellegg: @wicksie – that's why we need a fully elected second chamber asap. Stop failed politicians from being booted into lords. #
  • Required back reading: Mandy as Rommel? http://bit.ly/3BjrBh now read a great response http://bit.ly/dmom #
  • #followfriday later guys 'n gals, off to Glastonbury first, ciao #
  • I'm glad I moderate comments on the blog, afterall, you wouldn't want to see 'bikini granny' would you? #
  • @torybear is he trending? Normally happens when a Q like this is asked http://bit.ly/gy536 in reply to torybear #
  • My father arrived last night clutching 'Cameron on Cameron' Conversatons with Dylan Jones, nice gesture guys, (he stalks me on here) TY #
  • @Timforchange Would love to as would @wicksie but sadly we cannot make the conference, grateful for outcome #
  • Hmmm, I see Twitter really is going to be the battle ground in the run up to the General Election; glad I'm on board early #
  • In Frome we have 3 surgeries and a hospital. Rang to book appt, NEXT Friday, not this Friday! #wantbetternhs #
  • @jamescousins Ouch! Fair play to you, I don't I can argue a good case on this one. But, you'd go back, right? in reply to jamescousins #
  • @jamescousins At least it's not personal though, cuts are needed it's just about being honest in the first place ;o) in reply to jamescousins #
  • @jamescousins No, he has and I agree but not had enough time to fully take effect, getting there though, will ALWAYS give Boris credit in reply to jamescousins #
  • RT @bbcpolitics: #GoBro set to comment for first time on the release of the only man convicted of the Lockerbie.. http://tinyurl.com/lr7avb #
  • Ooh, some ppl are in such a bad mood today aren't they? Think I should pass the happiness out, it might help #
  • RT @tweetminster: final 10 Commandments: http://bit.ly/2DLzs Great, got listed:Thou shalt not enter the Political arena for personal gain #
  • RT @jamescousins: @Parlez_me_nTory Curse TfL and their revenue protection| Sounds ripe for a 'TimeForChange' #
  • @jamescousins That's a very good point in reply to jamescousins #
  • Perfect Sir! RT @toryrascal: New post and image: Brown responds to his critics. http://is.gd/2xPmN #
  • @jamescousins 'tis silly isn't it? I got a Gas and Leccy bill yesterday for an empty flat £00.14 each (10 days to pay) phew, thank god in reply to jamescousins #
  • Now Camp Bastion is 5th busiest UK operated airport does this mean that Gov/BAA have now met their obligations for selling out, whoops, off? #
  • RT @caroleharry: @Parlez_me_nTory Air Miles Andy, (HRH) has cancelled trade visit to Libya. Is THAT our response? #GoBro sort your life out! #
  • @caroleharry Remember them all so well, to allow further injustice is adding more than insult to injury it is adding ridicule! #GoBro #
  • @caroleharry Thank you for the RT's this is a story that #GoBro must understand will rise again #
  • RT @wicksie: Gordon Brown, do you remember WPC Yvonne Fletcher? We do! http://bit.ly/35iwq1 #
  • Gordon Brown, please make amends for the Lockerbie errors and help Queenie Fletcher find justice http://bit.ly/35iwq1 #
  • Pirates of Pantsdown? RT @wallaceme: Recording interview for Cornwall's Pirate FM about Cornwall council staff caught watching porn at work. #
  • @Twiggeroo @caroleharry will hold your Twitter hand to teach the cricket, like Ricky says 'no worries mate' in reply to Twiggeroo #
  • Dear @SarahBrown10 please be aware that the '10' relates to how many months left b4 you require a new username #
  • @Timforchange see what kind of entourage Alan Johnson takes with him to the conference ;o) in reply to Timforchange #
  • @Timforchange It has but I think the next couple of days will throw a few good things in the mix pre-conference season…interesting to…. in reply to Timforchange #
  • There is a god! RT @paulwaugh: Just heard that it's raining in Australia. How apt #
  • Some wonderful #ashes pictures http://bit.ly/A7ZGg which was all part of the reason i've been rather quiet http://bit.ly/4zV7e5 #
  • RT @holmewoodorg: http://twitpic.com/f0fqw – Beware of this ebay user total waste of time. I guess the clue was in the title #

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-29

Sat ,29/08/2009
  • #followfriday later guys 'n gals, off to Glastonbury first, ciao #
  • I'm glad I moderate comments on the blog, afterall, you wouldn't want to see 'bikini granny' would you? #

Baroness Harman, perish the bloody thought!

Sat ,29/08/2009

We all know there are those who should be on holiday right now and those who shouldn’t.

Generally, those who have thus far worked all year should be enjoying the break and those who haven’t (the vast majority of MP’s) shouldn’t be away from their desks.

The sad reality is that the enitrety of the Westminster village is deserted save from a few die-hards that ‘pop’ in every now and again but it was against this backdrop that one of the greatest miscarriages of justice this country has ever seen was conducted.

Worse still, it was conducted by the head of state, Her Majesty, The Queen.

So what is this travesty?

How about Baron Martin of Springburn, of Port Dundas in the City of Glasgow nonetheless! Following authorisation from The Queen this week.

Oh My Lord! WTF!

Oh My Lord! WTF!


There was enough embarrassment surrounding the decision that Parliament did not officially announce his Peerage instead they let it be known by the lesser channel of the London Gazette, which is the official outlet for Parliament but holds a readership level that is sadly trounced on a weekly basis by the Beano.

Let’s not forget that this bumbling idiot whilst now a Lord was the first speaker to be ousted from his post in more than 300 years.

There was a large calling for him to be denied the almost automatic honour and this was led by Lord Lawson of Blaby, the former Chancellor who had support from Lord Desai, a Labour peer, and Lord Oakeshott, a Liberal Democrat, who both said that the ex-Speaker would not be welcome in the Lords.

Well done Sirs, good effort.

Unfortunately we have our dear old meddler Hattie Harman to thank as just after the election of the new Speaker, the Leader of the House asked the Queen to reward Mr Martin for his service.

Harriet Harman moved the motion and it was carried without a vote.

The motion was worded as thus

That an humble Address be presented to Her Majesty, praying Her Majesty that she will be most graciously pleased to confer some signal mark of Her Royal favour upon the Right Honourable Mr Michael J Martin for his eminent services during the important period in which he presided with such distinguished ability and dignity in the Chair of this House

Maybe yesterday’s post which posed the question what’s in it for you Jack should be reworded to what’s in it for you Hattie?

Baroness Harman? Perish the bloody thought!

Twitter Updates for 2009-08-28

Fri ,28/08/2009
  • @torybear is he trending? Normally happens when a Q like this is asked http://bit.ly/gy536 in reply to torybear #
  • My father arrived last night clutching 'Cameron on Cameron' Conversatons with Dylan Jones, nice gesture guys, (he stalks me on here) TY #

Is this the last Straw Jack?

Fri ,28/08/2009

What’s the big idea Jack?

Upon hearing that you are attempting to push through changes to the Constitutional Reform Bill one can’t help but wonder what’s in it for Jack?

You get nowt for nowt in this world and this Government does nowt for nobody unless it is self serving so I make no apologies for the scepticism.

The question begs Jack that if you are trying to stop life Peers from standing as an MP for up to 5 years, just how long does up to actually mean?

…and when you finally admit the answer please let the Great British public know what your timeline is when you say

as soon as Parliamentary time allows