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• Would you sit next to Nick Griffin? A puerile maturity towards the FNG! http://tinyurl.com/lfka25 #
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With a General Election deadline of 3rd June 2010 I thought it prudent to ponder a few reasons why the nation’s voters should consider placing their valuable cross in any box but Labour when the time comes.

Reason:1
National debt – Courtesy of #GoBro and Alistair (Clemtine) Darling

Sourced:Public Sector National Debt (PSND) in Table C4 of Budget 2009. PSND rising from £609.1 billion on 5 April 2009 to £792 billion a year later. This is the most conservative of the available debt indices as it excludes liabilities for PFI deals, public sector pensions and bank bailouts.

Family share: Calculated by dividing the national debt figure by the number of households in the UK. Number of households taken as 25.7 million, as per the written answer to a Parliamentary question in March 2009.

Reason:2
e-mailGate – Damian McBride and Derek Draper

Jack and Jill

For a grounding into the vile and false allegations that caused the scandal that almost unseated the man with the black felt pen click the image of Damian McBride and Derek Draper.

Reason3:
Spiralling Unemployment

Unemployment rose by a record 281,000 to 2.38 million in the three months to May the largest quarterly rise since records began in 1971.

Young people up to 24 years old have been particularly hard hit with unemployment leaping to a 16-year high of 726,000.

The number of young people out of work for more than a year rose by over 46,000 to approximately 528,000, which is the highest for 11 years, and yet we constantly hear that Labour is the best option.

30 years later, what's changed?

There seems only one option and that is for the nation to rally itself and to turn out on the day of the General Election. Right now, I don’t care who you aim to vote for but vote you must. Do NOT let this group of deceitful people cling on any longer to the power that they crave.

Please vote. If you Twitter then please follow @Parlez~me~’n~Tory and consider using the hashtag #GoBro.

There were claims, counter-claims and accusations by the bucketload in this last episode of PMQ’s before the summer recess.

Main topics for discussion were Afghanistan, Helicopters and Unemployment. I do wish #GoBro wouldn’t interupt his own sentences to say “…LOOK…”; look at what? A national disaster?

John Bercow really needs to think deeply during his summer holidays about how he MUST control the time wasted by the PM in skirting the issue and his delaying tactics. PMQ’s lasts for 30 minutes and at the halfway point yesterday David Cameron had only asked 3 of his 6 questions, with some of the PM’s answers lasting for 2 minutes. Mr Speaker, Sir “It’s simply NOT good enough.”

Get the kettle on, sit back and watch #GoBro get YetAnotherMauling (YAM).
PMQ\'s 15th July 2009

Yesterday, Democratic Unionist Party MEP Diane Dodds showed an incredibly puerile maturity when she led the snubbing of both Nick Griffin and Andrew Brons on day 1 of the new school term.

Seat 782 remained empty whilst the BNP’s [finest] 780 & 781 grew more isolated as the ‘Belgian for beginner’s’ class got under away. The school bullies could only watch on in horror as the 13 strong UK Independence Party representatives gathered together with the Latin Vocab class to make a solid team of 30 ready to tackle the challenges of ‘FA Cup’ in the playground.

This was, however, not the first snub of the new term for master Griffin who was left agog at the lack of an invitation to a drinks ceremony headed up by Baroness Glenys Kinnock. When confronted by The Times, and asked to comment, master Griffin showed a level of maturity not expected of someone so infantile when he exclaimed ‘I would not share a drink with Glenys Kinnock. She is a political prostitute, simple as that.’

There will be those that will round on me for mentioning this incredibly important and bold gesture by Ms Dodds by stating that the school bully and his gang were democratically elected and yes, in truth they were; but so was the milk monitor in Class2c but that didn’t stop ANY of us taunting him for being an overweight, rascist oaf!

• RT @toryrascal: GOD, Bercow annoys me. #pmqs I think there's a queue #
• "…real face of Camerons New Conservatives – by Red Rag" http://tinyurl.com/mpx9c5 | Utter drivel! Good comments by treborc/Oldham Avenger #
• @Caroleharry veiling or unveiling? Gosh! Hadn't thought, let's plan to time it for #ff if we can in reply to Caroleharry #
• @DeclanLyons Thank you, will take a few days to finalise the blog then it can begin to play in reply to DeclanLyons #
• Via @paulwaugh "…Mandelson also ducked a question about Gordon Brown's mental health…" http://tinyurl.com/n8ukxo #
• A true gem via @torybear & @DeclanLyons | Thanks for reminding me of the best soundtrack to accompany Jerusalem http://tinyurl.com/m4ky6k #
• Taxi for Griffin! Baroness Glenys Kinnock snubs BNP by issuing party invites to all others including Press. http://tinyurl.com/n9cy5n #
• @Caroleharry Interesting indeed:GuacamoleMandy. 'prospects…of…joining…single currency early…are not strong'. For 'early' read yr1-3 in reply to Caroleharry #